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Insult Demotivational Poster


YOU'RE SO STUPID - There's no bus short enough for you.


TAGS: insult snap bus vehicle
Rating: 4.28/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2011, 6:38 pm
Sorry, but there is a fine line between stupid and retarded: the retarded can't help themselves, while the stupid refuse to learn.


BACKHANDED COMPLEMENTS - Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.


TAGS: insulted horse sarah parker
Rating: 4.53/5

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Verdeckt - January 27, 2012, 10:05 pm
This would make a nice complement to a compliment poster.
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:18 am
A 7 headed monster that looks like a horse. Or was it 6? The end is neigh! Oh, 5 hands for you.
ICEMAN - January 26, 2012, 11:12 pm
God forbid if Sarah Jessica Parker had married Lionel Ritchie & had produced progeny. It would have been the seventh sign of the apocalypse. 5


TRIUMPH - Triumph is just "TRY" with that extra "UMPH" in it... For me to poop on.




SEARCH ENGINES - I Googled "who gives a shit" and my name wasn't in the results.


TAGS: computer search insults
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:12 pm
Love making ya laugh Sho!
Sho - February 23, 2013, 3:06 am
LMAO


HEADSTART -




AMERICA - That's how we roll




GOOD MORNING AMERICA -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - March 12, 2015, 6:19 am
...and apart from the improvement, nobody noticed the change.


SENSE OF HUMOR - You don't have it.


TAGS: ray blind insult
Rating: 2.06/5


WHAT!? - YOU SAY WE'RE RELATED TO HUMANS? THAT'S INSULTING, THIS IS.


TAGS: chimp ape insult what
Rating: 4.21/5

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pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:24 am
Maybe I'm not a cop. Maybe I'm a stalker. A crazy, deranged stalker. Perhaps I'm watching you right now? Don't turn around. I've been known to bite when cornered.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 7:07 pm
You have pictures of me that exceed the line that I have... thus... You work for the police... I will deny EVERYTHING...
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 10:41 am
It was either this picture or the one of you in a crack den. I took the high ground.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 9:50 am
Captured my rare stoned/wtf face... congrats young one...


Snap -


TAGS: mother daughter bonding compliments insults
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:13 am
Insightful, Pwissy.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 11:44 pm
1978 hardcover and the 1981 movie version.
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:33 pm
I see you've been reading. Hard cover or paperback...teehee.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Joan Crawford - great actress, bad mother...


Money Problems -




Stupid Is... -




MOTIFUZZLE -




I TOLD THE AIRLINE TICKET PERSON - SEND ONE OF MY BAGS TO NEW YORK, ONE TO LA AND ONE TO BOSTON SHE SAID I CAN'T DO THAT, I SAID WHY NOT YOU DID IT LAST WEEK


TAGS: insult
Rating: 4.54/5

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PapaFox - March 27, 2013, 6:08 am
:-D


Billy Idol -




I THOUGHT OF YOU TODAY - I ALMOST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH I'M SURE IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE




IT'S SO SIMPLE TO LOOK WISE - JUST THINK OF SOMETHING STUPID AND THEN DON'T SAY IT


TAGS: insult
Rating: 4.33/5

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NEW JERSEY - SMELLS LIKE OLD JERSEY


TAGS: insult
Rating: 4.33/5

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SHE WAS A LARGE WOMAN - WHO SEEMED NOT SO MUCH DRESSED AS UPHOLSTERED


TAGS: insult
Rating: 3.8/5

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maoworks2 - March 25, 2013, 3:02 pm
The Hollys ?
CloudchaserS - March 25, 2013, 11:24 am
The kind of ladies that Mika, Queen and AC/DC sang about
GaryO - March 25, 2013, 9:42 am
Oh, I love this caption. Rather Woody Allen-esque. 5L


LIMITS - If you insult me I can forgive you If you look down on me




I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - September 20, 2015, 1:22 am
I'm dyslexic. I do INDEED enjoy climbing pines---up and down, up and down---
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 7:08 am
So, I guess IESPN (International Entertainment and Sports programing Network) is out.....wut
JesusWept - September 18, 2015, 2:24 pm
Unadulterated! L L L L L
MissPriss - September 18, 2015, 12:18 pm
dizz if what you say is true then you must be lmfao'ing every day...you gutter minded little thing Technically PINES isn't a body part (unless you're prone to climbing them) Let your mind ponder that for a bit :)
MissPriss - September 18, 2015, 12:07 pm
ENISP is the medical acronym for Erection of the Middle Finger Syndrome (it's all medical mumbo jumbo words). A 5L for the other correct answer 'cern. Can't figure out why you ended up here...teehee.
mizzdizz - September 18, 2015, 11:02 am
LOL! Life is so much funnier with a dirty mind! 5 LOL lions, Cern!


MY MOMMY, THE DANCER -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:32 pm
What Motifake pays her...she may as well be volunteering her time...teehee. 5'd it 'cern!
rerun - August 21, 2015, 7:51 pm

Hmmmm, I only know of one female moderator here.


LAZY -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 10, 2016, 1:43 pm
Don't say "lazy", say "too comfortable".
mizzdizz - August 10, 2016, 12:00 pm
ABSOLUTELY! HAHAHAHA!!!^!
JesusWept - August 10, 2016, 8:38 am
Perfect! ^^^^^Up


HER HAIR GLISTENED -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - July 16, 2015, 6:48 am
5'd and faved.


SHE'S HOT -




MIND READER -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - August 25, 2016, 12:24 pm

I saw this guy live.great show. Got called on stage. Still waiting for my watch to re-appear


SMART PHONES -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 18, 2016, 10:00 am
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Good 1 Cern! ^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 18, 2016, 9:42 am
Well I don't have one ^^^^^


THANK YOU FOR POSTING ANOTHER SELFIE -




THE LITERACY RATE -




EMBARRASSED -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 11, 2015, 10:57 am
I Like The Look On The Guy. 5 Rocky L'S


SEXISM IS WRONG -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - August 19, 2015, 6:17 pm
Unless you're married!


A TAN -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:50 pm
Cosmetics by Mary Kay? The tan's not too bad, not too good either, but the make-up? Fashion FELONY!!! LOL!
concern3 - February 25, 2015, 7:14 am
Thank You How about franchise partners
Oldsod - February 25, 2015, 6:49 am
Fantastic! Or should I say...TANFASTIC. 5L, and an idea for a new product line...


ROSES ARE RED -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 23, 2016, 11:45 pm
lol and UPd


BAD MAKE UP -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 18, 2015, 12:01 am
Left hand....that means you're using your right mind.... LOL! 5L for the drag queen look!


NO NO NO -




STUPID PEOPLE -




STUPIDITY AND GENIUS -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 8, 2016, 4:16 am
In some Asian cultures, a swastika sill is what it was originally, a good luck symbol


Final Thought -


TAGS: thought leave insult intelligence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2015, 12:48 pm
My dear precious Mr. Gary...you're the only man in my life that can still make me say oooooo! Teehee
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 8:00 pm
My dear dear Miss P, my precious Miss P, I meant if you left, it’d be good if you ‘left like Greeny'...cause he came back...silly monkey.
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 7:59 pm
It is becoming very evident that my choice of words lately have not been the best in conveying what I mean.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:50 am
Oh Mr. Gary you could only wish. What would you sick bastrads do without me? Possibly enjoy the silence? Wouldn't give y'all the satisfaction...teehee. Like a woman's periods during pre-menopause, won't be as regular is all.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:44 am
Jesus...only your Father knows the answer to that...teehee. Not leaving, just a few personal battles so not gonna be on much.
GaryO - February 19, 2015, 10:00 pm
Hope she does, cause Greeny came back (but I'm thinking this is just another Miss P 5Ler)
JesusWept - February 19, 2015, 6:58 pm
Final thought?! You're not gonna leave like Greeny?


Wait A Sec -


TAGS: thinking saying talking insults
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:54 pm
Yeah kinda like being stoned...gotta write those good ideas down or you'll forget them when you "wake" up...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:55 am
The best slams always come to me about 5 minutes before I fall asleep! LOL!


THE CLOWN -




STUPID PEOPLE -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 7, 2016, 10:27 am
Amen! ^^^^^Up


FACEBOOK -




A BRIGHT YELLOW HUMMER -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 4.88/5

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CaptMickeyd - August 26, 2015, 4:42 pm
Nice.
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:46 pm
I saw one once with those spinning wheel covers, I swear to God!


MY GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:29 am
And possibly a 5Lunch if you clear the dishes from breakfast?
GaryO - September 12, 2015, 9:45 am
M-M-M-M-M. Nuthin' wrong with that. Could eat breakfast on it.


Faux Pas -


TAGS: date tact women men insult
Rating: 4.6/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:12 am
Thank you very much. That is very kind.
mizzdizz - July 30, 2015, 9:12 pm
Onegin, I think this is very funny! That's EXACTLY the retarded kind of thing a really nervous guy would say when trying to impress a chick he REALLY likes! LOL! Keep plugging! You should see some of my early posters! LAAAAAME!!!!! 5L!!!
Onegin - July 30, 2015, 9:49 am
Because I made it.
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 11:56 pm
yup, no shyt...not getting why this is poster material


LAZY EYE -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 4.54/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2015, 5:45 am
my other laugh of the morning
steve1961 - August 29, 2015, 12:38 am
She sees what you did there...and over there.
Bandit5906 - August 28, 2015, 11:23 pm
Eyekes 5L
GaryO - August 28, 2015, 10:51 pm
Luv it
spacedog - August 28, 2015, 9:24 pm
LMAO!


LOOK! -


TAGS: letters keyboard insults dumb
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 5:15 pm
Got you too huh? Oh Mr. Gary...
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 5:14 pm
Ya...figured there'd be a few of you...teehee. Thanks for the vote mizz!
mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:21 am
Hahaha! I had to look! Got me, Miss Priss! 5L
GaryO - January 1, 2015, 11:36 am
heh heh


YOU'RE NOT FAT -




DOG -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 4.22/5

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IF A WOMAN -


TAGS: insult
Rating: 4.2/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:41 pm
Or..? 5L


Breaking Point -


TAGS: anger insult woman man prejudice
Rating: 4.14/5

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Pushkin - January 12, 2016, 10:46 pm
Thanks very much. I'm glad you're enjoying them. And thanks for the suggestion.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:30 pm
Push, I enjoy where yer goin’ with yer posters. If you give ‘em a nudge they’d be fav’able. Git an avatar. Scoot on over to the forum, namely ‘Poster Evolution’. Thumb thru. Get the gist. Play. It really stretches one’s capabilities. You’ll enjoy it.
Pushkin - January 11, 2016, 9:48 pm
That's right! Call her bluff.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 8:17 pm
pull the trigger...bytch
Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 9:59 pm
Good one, mate.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2016, 2:13 am
No thanks, yer bleedin' highness.


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